Joke of the Day Unnatural Childbirth A boy is given some homework on childbirth. He goes to his mother and says, "How was I born?" "Well honey," says the embarassed mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," says the little boy. "And how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us too," says the mother. "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persists. "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" says the frustrated mother. A few days later, the boy hands in his homework with the following opening sentence, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."   1  2  3  4  Next   >>